Going out to the doggy disco tonight. I've been practicing my moves. Click on the picture on the right to see me in action! Today I've mostly been chasing my tail. I keep getting confused and think it's a rat. I have sent off to get a subscription of "Dog News" - there's a competition to get one of those studded dog collers in the upcoming edition. I have been thinking lately of how I ought to get some wheels and become a kind of "Biker dog".

Last night at the Karimajong dog disco was fabulous!! I met this female dog last night. Can't remember her name, but I've got a couple of photos of her Pheww - oh yeah! Anyway, got this bad hangover it took a whole packet of postmen and cat shaped doggie biscuits to help (See the links section). I found a motorbike lying around and gave it a go racing it round the hood - Just need some mutt sized shades!

On tuesday I had a bit of an accident. I found the keys to the All Terrain Vehicle. Since I'd mastered the motorbike...allbeit with stabilisers, I thought I'd be a natural on the ATV. I somehow managed to fall off and run myself over - you might be able to tell with the movie I made while riding. It's 2.5mb for the page to download. They rushed me to the clinic but they said it was only a flesh wound and sent me home...Lucky I was on film or it might have been more serious!!

I was minding my own business reading about making booby traps, when the sound rang through my ears "Here Boy, Here Boy!". As you may be aware these words are irresistible for the average highly trained lapdog. I ran along hoping to find steak and chips in my doggie bowl but found instead that someone had booby trapped my dog bowl!! I ended up trapped in some glass object for a few hours before I was rescued.by some fellow Brits. Now I'll deal with whoever did that to me!!

I managed to video the guy who booby trapped my doggie bowl, by dressing up as a traffic warden. The villain: A French man, who would have guessed!! He has this rather nasty plan afoot as you can see or hear on the links to the right. I must think of a way to stop him! Other news, must get reception to that animal radio channel in the USA that broadcasts it's content specifically to non-humans. At last, something to stretch my brain apart from my last experiment with big magnets!

Friday was not a fun day for me. I was there sunbathing - making sure my fur was well tanned for whenever I was Lobbers next. Then all of a sudden the local ladies grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and started torturing me. Using me as a ball for their games! It gave me an idea though. A vision even! I will learn to fly and become SuperMutt to avenge all French types that booby-trap dog bowls. First things first - a nice cup of tea and a bubble bath to ease the bruises!!

Today was the day that made stuffed dog history. I learned to fly. I always new I had something special when as a pup I could shovel down my dog food in a handful of seconds. Female dogs find me irresistable - as you'd expect being a superhero now. Also helped by my tanned fur of course! The torture from Friday turned out to be my greatest benefit as I learned how aerodinamic I am. What now? Now, to stand up for stuffed animals everywhere; now to ensure that basketball is only played with bouncy balls and not flesh and....err....furr! Now to sort out that French doggie bowl booby-trap type; Now to save the World from his clutches and potential rein of terror. This will be my last DogBlog - I won't have time anymore. World, here comes SUPERMUTT!!!!