pick up the newspaper in the first scene (by dragging it into your inventory).

To get the piggybank, you don't have any money, you'll have to give the shopkeeper something.

Give the shopkeeper the newspaper. He will trade you the piggybank and it will go into your inventory.

If you have the piggybank, you can get hold of its money.

You'll need to smash the piggybank with something.

There's a hammer you can use. However the shopkeeper will yell at you if you touch it.

You'll need to distract the shopkeeper somehow.

Ask him about the chainsaw and when his back is turned, drag the piggybank to the hammer. You must do this quickly. The money from the piggybank will appear in your inventory.

Ask the shopkeeper for the gun and if you have the money from the piggybank, he'll give it to you. Shoot the Labour by dragging the gun onto him.

Look for what item can help Arnie save the goat.

You'll need to get the chainsaw.

After speaking with Arnie, the shopkeeper changes to an Indian. Ask him about the chainsaw.

You'll need 2 identification cards. One of them is your passport. The other is a buspass.

Get your passport by clicking on Boris' mailbox.

The buspass is in the old woman's bag at the bus station.

You'll need to use something longer than your arm.

Ask the shopkeeper for the cane. Use the cane by dragging it from your inventory to the woman's bag.

Get the chainsaw by dragging both IDs from your inventory to the shopkeeper. Give arnie the chainsaw and he'll save the goat.

You can get over the hole with Arnie's help.

You'll need to provide a ramp for Arnie to jump the hole with his motorbike.

You'll need to find an item that you can put on the sand in front on the hole, as a makeshift ramp.

Get the 'warning farmers' signpost by dragging it into your inventory. Put it on the sand. Then go and talk with Arnie and he'll jump the hole, only if you have already helped him save the goat.

In the tea shop, you can get some tea by putting an item of worth (worth to the Chinese man) on the scales.

An item of worth for the scales is the small goat. Put it on the scales and the Chinese man will give you a cup of tea.

A corridor by the policeman going to by the Tory HQ is now available. The Greeny Hippy wants a substance to make him high. What could you give him?

Give him the cup of tea.

If you haven't found where to find John Major, click on a few items on each screen to see where he is mentioned.

John Major is under the manhole by the tea shop.

You'll need to use an item to open up the manhole.

Use the crowbar, which you can pick up by the Tory HQ.

John Major asks for a cricket bat and then he'll give you the password for the Tory HQ.

If you have already given the cup of tea to the Greeny Hippy, then he will have whittled a cricket bat for you. Give that to John Major and he'll tell you the password for the Tory HQ.

If you talk to Mr Potato Head, you'll find out that to talk to the chosen one you'll need to wear a hat.

You'll discover that if you try the hat you can get from the shopkeeper, it's not the right type of hat.

The hat you'll need is not actually a hat, but is something people have been known to wear on their heads.

The type of hat is a traffic cone. You can find one by the big hole. To use it, while in the Tory HQ, drag it from your inventory onto Boris.

To get past the policeman, you'll need to have an item of authority.

This item of authority is with Tony Blair.

This item of authority is the golden sceptre by the throne that Tony Blair is sitting on. Drag it onto the Policeman and he will let you past.

If you haven't talked to Tony Blair about the button then Boris will not want to press it. Pressing it will start the end animation.